A man from Birmingham who has played Fantasy Premier League for 7 years straight, has now claimed that he will not be participating this season as whoever he picks immediately goes to sh*it.

Jason Campbell, 33, came out with this revelation during a Whatsapp discussion amongst his friends who were arguing whether or not to put a wager on their FPL league this year.

“What’s the point in me playing?” Mr Campbell asked.

“Every season I pick easily the best eleven and every single one of them goes to absolute sh*t as soon as the first ball is kicked”.

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“Just watch, I’ll put Morata in for that easy home game with Burnley on the opening day and he’ll miss a penalty after 12 minutes, then limp off injured after 13. Just watch.”

Lifelong friend and Whatsapp group participant, Kev, denied that bad luck had been the cause of his poor league finish last season, adding:

“YOU’RE JUST SH*T, JASON. NOW STUMP UP YOUR TENNER AND STOP BEING A MASSIVE, RAGING VAGINA”.

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