Man claims his fantasy football team’s pre-season is going well
A fanatical Fantasy Premier League user has claimed his side’s pre season is going brilliantly in the build up to the new campaign.
Dave Foster from Kent, says that he’s had his team selected and ready since the day FPL was updated and that he’s even designed them a kit for this season.
“I’ve had my team picked now for nearly 2 weeks and they are just raring to go. I’ve always been a firm believer in getting your business done early in the transfer window to give them enough time to gel.”
“Every day I tweet them all individually to make sure they are training hard in order to reach peak physical fitness, although they are always too busy in the gym to respond, obviously.”
Sergio Aguero commented on Foster’s rigorous training regime when quizzed on the matter by a Daily FFB reporter:
“Ah si, si, ‘GafferDaveFoster’… the weirdo off Twitter. He tweeted me everyday asking me if I was busy training for ‘MurderOnZidane’sFloor’.”
“I blocked him immediately.”